a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

is this yours? he asked.

she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed.

on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, i'm about to have dinner. there's plenty. would you like to join me?

he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, i've had a marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?

the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?

no, she replied, only those who catch my eye.

用英语写演讲稿篇2

good morning/afternoon!

first thing first, i gotta say,wow,it's funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called 'stage fright'.if you look specifically on me .you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinson's disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg. okay,let's stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.

a lady called lucy emigrated to united states several years ago.her spoken english is not that fluent .and one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his u.s friends mandy watching sit-com.a noise of bump had the attention of mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.can you imagine that mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.so lucy shouted at her,"lucy ,turn your clothes on." what suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.admittedly,lucy made a mistake here .the word spitted means mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.the right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."the story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.

that's full of it,thank you for your time!

用英语写演讲稿篇3

honorable judges ,teachers and dear students, good morning my name is……. i am from qinyang vocational school. i am glad to be here. today my topic is “saving our mother—the earth “

i’d like to begin my topic with my dream. a few days ago, i had a dream, i became a doctor. i had my clinic on the mars. one day after i finished curing a patient, another one came in. oh, my god! it was our mother— the earth. she was crying.” doctor, please save me! please save me!”

her terrible looking frightened me. she looked weak and painful. she said,” doctor, i am dying. look! my skin — the forests are being cut down by people, my blood —the rivers and oceans are being polluted by the waste from the factories, my children —the people and animals are killing each other. my whole body is covered with wounds. please save me!”

suddenly, i woke up. bless me! it was just a dream. but would it be a dream forever? man did not have to think about the protection of the environment before, as there were few people on the earth, and natural resources seemed to be unlimited. today things are different. the world has become too crowed. our natural resources are being used up and the environment is

being polluted by human beings.

now , please look at the sky, black smog is full of the sky. we can’t see the blue sky. you can see lots of cars in the streets. they give off terrible gas every second. and you can see factory chimneys giving off black smoke. so we have to breathe the polluted air. waste water is given off from factories. it directly flows into rivers and oceans. so we have to drink the polluted water and eat the polluted food everyday. and you can hear noise from time to time. more and more people die from the illness, which caused by pollution. and now nature is punishing us. if we don’t do anything to save the earth, maybe the dream will become true in the near future. at that time, we can do nothing but cry for what we have done to nature.

no nature, no life! just imagine, if there were no trees no flowers and no animals in the world, only pollutants were left, how terrible it would be! we have only one earth. don’t let our mother — the earth cry! if we want to live a better life and have a brighter future, we must do our best to protect her now, not only for the well-being of ourselves, but also for that of our future generations.

what can we do to save our mother — the earth? as one of her children, as a student, we should make good use of every piece

of paper, we should not litter rubbish here and there; we should use eco-friendly bags when we go shopping. we should collect used batteries, we should protect flowers and trees and plant trees every year .we should go to school on foot or by bike or by bus instead of driving cars. we shouldn’t use throwaway chopsticks and plastic bags. we should save natural resources at any time. not only do we protect the earth, but also we tell people around us to do so. there are many, many things we can do to protect our mother —the earth. in a word, we do from ourselves, from now, from here.

dear friends, we are the children of the earth. it’s our duty to protect our mother—the earth. because saving the earth is saving ourselves!

finally, i’d like to end my topic with a little poem, “be kind to the rivers. be good to the trees. smile at the sunshine, and bow to the breeze. be friendly to nature, and nature will be friendly to you!”

thank you very much!

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how to be a civilized citizencivilization is a ship that can sail the ocean carrying you to find the sun every morning; civilization is a bridge that allows people all over the world create a better home; civilization, it is five thousand years the chinese nation's traditional virtue . therefore, we must do in many ways: do not spit, throw scraps of paper, do not take pieces of chalk to play, up and down stairs all right line, see the teacher and take the initiative to greet guests to use mandarin.

love flowers, trees and all facilities, not through the green belt. clean health care. only do this, or even more, they will not disappoint in school education, live in the community culture, and live in the ancient nation "ceremonies" reputation. i believe that only we walk hand in hand, our collective respect and in a civilized, is not difficult. so now, from ourselves and from side to start, let us to the "civilized" the end of the move!

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hello everyone! it is my great pleasure to share my dream with you today. my dream is to become a teacher. you know being a teacher is a thing that is very valuable and very interesting. i suggest that it must be a great fun to be with children all the day. and if i am a teacher, i can teach my students a lot of knowledge. they might become stronger and cleverer because of me. that is a very contented feeling. china is a developing country. chinese are not that excellent in their intellegent. so teachers in china might be very very important. they can provide the society with a lot of successful people, and make china a better place.

do you think that i have a good dream？ i will work hard to make my dream become true!

thanks~

我的梦想你好大家!这是我很高兴能够分享我的梦想与你今天。我的梦想是成为一名教师。你知道作为一个教师，是一个东西，这是非常宝贵的，非常有趣。我认为它必须是一个伟大的乐趣与子女所有。如果我是一名教师，我可以教我的学生很多知识。他们可能会成为强大和聪明，因为我了。这是一个非常知足的感觉。中国是一个发展中国家。中国人是不是优秀，在他们的智能。所以老师在中国可能非常非常重要的。他们可以提供社会了不少成功的人，使中国成为更美好的地方。你认为我有一个很好的梦想，我将努力工作，使我的梦想变成真! 谢谢～

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i can never forget the summer in 1996. i went through an extremity of despair due to my failure in the national college entrance examination. it seemed that my dream of being a university student would never come true. one evening my father came and told me the story of steven callahan, who was crossing the atlantic alone in his sailboat when it struck something and sank. it was a miracle that he survived and was found 76 days later(the longest anyone has survived a shipwreck on a life raft alone). later in his narrative he wrote these sentences i tell myself i can handle it .compared to what others have been through isquo;m fortunate.

hearing these sentences i felt something important struck me. i belived my life would mot be that bad and it was proved to be true. later during my study in the university i always told myself i can handle it when my own goals seemed far off or when my problems seemed too overwhelming and every time i said it ,i always came back to my senses.

, i will tell the same story of callahan to them. i just want to make them believe they can handle their difficulties because their circumstances are only bad compared to something better. but others have been through much worse. then they will build up fortitude.

so here, coming to us from the extreme edge of survival, are words that can give us strength. whatever yousquo;re going through, tell yourself you can handle it. compared to what others have been through, yousquo;re fortunate. tell this to yourself over and over, and it will help you get through the rough spots with little more fortitude.

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